January 2010
shit i need to get done in '10
mezcla:
work harder
get yo skinny ass in shape
start writing…lyrics, short stories, anything
quit with this awkward shit…just fuckin man up and be yourself. have some damn confidence in yourself!
finally make some close friends…this has gone on too long. just surround yourself with good people
try weed lol
and stop taking everything so seriously and just have fun!
ahhh the weed
December 2009
us: do you have any cigarettes?
cap boy: nah i left them… at home
us: oh it just seems like you two would be the type to smoke
cap: oh yeah well we can … buy you some
us: sorry what did you say, we don’t speak english very well
cap: you can hit someone up in clifton, they’re cool like that
us: how old are you guys anyways?
cap: uhhh, fifteen
us: no way
cap: how old are you?
us: twelve and eleven
cap: aren’t you a bit young to be smoking
us: uh no, we started at six
a chestnut just blew up voluntarily and flew across my kitchen.
thoughts?
Andy Fletcher of Depeche Mode
Q: You're not really Jack Johnson in drag, are you?
A: You know, I could be. You never know.
eatyourpie:
eatyourpie:
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(via blogsecret)
I’m not stupid, Nadia. I have some knowledge of the world.
– Zayn, during a coversation on bird cages and ceramics.
there is an ache in my head
what do you say to that, scotty?
romeo killed juliet.
what now?
not always right →
the customer is not always right
Customer: “Hello. I bought this phone from you and I accidentally got some orange juice on it.”
Me: “Okay, well if it didn’t get too much on it, it might be okay. Is it turning on?”
Customer: “No.”
(I take the phone and it has a lot of moisture damage.)
Me: “It looks like there’s quite a lot of juice on this.”
Customer: “Oh that’s not juice. I ran it under the tap to get the juice off!”